January 2010
41 posts
some bullshit
chrisford:
this is.
Congratulations Meagan,
You have YET AGAIN pushed him away. How many times are you going to do this? Really.
OMG. I just want it all to stop
50 Interesting Facts
somethingintellectual:
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side. 2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. 3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 4. Your tongue is germ...
Dear Mike
So, we havent talked to each other in a long time. Last time we spoke, it was me bringing up why i have been acting the way i have been acting. You didnt seem to care and you dont seem to care that we arent talking now. I have been working my hardest to continue a friendship with you. but to be honest, i cant do it anymore….Im going to be blunt. straight up blunt. I love you. Yeah, i love...
love is friendship set on fire.
I WANT TO FUCKING TEAR YOU APART
BUH HUMBUG
so theres this guy at work. totally my type. but can i talk to him? no. josh completely and totally ruined my ability to even talk to the opposite sex. fuck you josh.
this guy is so nice. so cute. tattoos. piercings. all that shit. funny. ugh. fuckina. i just want to be happy again. im ready to move on. soo i think i should be able to. but for some reason i cant.
You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog.
hymendestroyer:
What the French, toast?
Do you think I wouldn’t find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?
Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint-licker?
PICKLE YOU, KUMQUAT!
You’re overreacting.
No, Bill. Overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood-chipper. Stinky McStinkFace.
If you wanted a song written about you, all you...
I’m throwing away pictures That i never should have taken in the first place And it’s cold in my apartment As i’m changing all the colors From the brightest reds to grays Well it’s 3 o’clock on monday morning I’m just hoping you’re not seeing his face I’ve been getting calls in these hotel rooms Long enough to know that it was him That...
Sitting with my friends tonight. and they get into this discussion about what they want to do with their lives. … i dont contribute a single thing to this discussion. simply because i dont know. i have no clue whatsoever what i am going to do with my life. listening to them talk, made me ashamed of myself. if the high school version of me, could look at me now. i would be ashamed. i wish i...
WORDS WOMEN USE
youresoogay:
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it’s an even trade.
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WORDS WOMEN USE
youresoogay:
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it’s an even trade.
...
I absolutly hate being the only single one in all my friends.
its litterally pure torture. im always the third wheel of shame. this MUST END
Follow List '09:
hymendestroyer:
hymendestroyer:
Jeila: You’re my best friend. You have been for over three years. I feel like I’ve been treating you really shitty lately, and you don’t deserve it. Thank you for always being there for me with the whole Todd situation and everything. I could make this way longer, and you know that because I have sent you long things about how much you mean to me before. Luv u,...
FUCK
I FORGOT HOW TO FLIRT.
FUCK YOU JOSH!!! FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!